Image 01 Image 02 Image 03 Image 04 Image 05 Image 06 Image 07
  
Sign Up
Forgot Password?
 
Login:
Enter your password:

For ringtones, type song title, artist ot music style. For pictures, type a description:
 
   Most Popular!
 Latest
 Pop - Dance
 Rap - Hip Hop
 R&B - Soul
 Rock
 Heavy Metal
 TV Film
 Country - Folk
 80s - Oldies
 Seasonal
 Anthems Patriotic
 Fun
 Classical - Opera
 Latin
 Sports - Football
 Name Tones
 Celebrity Tones
 Video Games
 Wake Up Tones
 Sound Effects
 Reggae & Ska

Like us on Facebook
Browse by Artist/Band:
0-9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Lyrics » S » Sublime » Date Rape
 
Date Rape
by Sublime
 
Print LyricsPRINT LYRICS Send it to a friendSEND IT TO A FRIEND Send it as ringtone to your cellphone SEND SUBLIME
RINGTONES TO YOUR CELLPHONE


Let me tell you about a girl I know,
had a drink about a hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown Hell.

She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said."Wait a minute I have to think."
He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
and they drove away someplace real far.

Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said."If we could only please be on our way, I will not run."

That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.

He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar.
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Date Rape Stylee.

The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, "She lies that little slut!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with cheers.

One night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.

That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.

But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
DATE RAPE!

She didn't want to [x4]
TAKE IT!



 

Subscribe to Ringophone newsletter:
Be the first to know about our new cool ringtones, get free stuff and other goodies!

Enter your email:


Funny quote of the day:
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.


Artist names for identification only
Ringophone.com supports the music composers
and pays copyright fees for all ringtone downloads.

About ringtone copyrights


Affiliate Program : Promote ringophone and make money.
 
2001-2014 by Ringophone.com. All Rights Reserved. Terms of use. Privacy Policy.

Sponsored links

Amazing, Free Karaoke Player
Make Flash Menus in seconds
Download Unlimited Ringtones
Realtime wav to MIDI converter
Make Flash Text Effects in Seconds
Get Song Lyrics
Slow Down Audio, Change Pitch and More
Create web Slide Shows of your photos