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Lyrics » S » Save Ferris » Spam
by Save Ferris
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It's pink and it's oval
I buy it at the Mobil
It's made in Chernobyl

Now when I was a child
My family was so poor
They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
So we had a plan
In a big blue can
The government substitute for meat

[repeat chorus]

To get me to eat it at dinner
They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner that never knew defeat
And when he got hungry
When he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat
It was

[repeat chorus]

Don't you know it's my best friend
Again and again and again

Don't you know it's my best friend
Again and again and again and again

So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
There's one meat by-product that's best by far

[repeat chorus]


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