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Merry Merry Merry Frickin' Christmas
by Frickin' A
 
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Schools out, Christmas break
Home for the holidayís meatloaf and fruitcake

Off to grandmas, itís so boring
Screaming kids and grandpaís snoring

My aunt Margaretís lost her mind
Sheís trippiní on a train set, have another box of wine

Itís gonna be a merry merry merry frickiní Christmas
I must be on Santa clauses shitlist
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now Iím sick of all my relatives
Have a merry merry merry frickiní Christmas

Uncle Richard heís a weirdo
Passing out pictures of himself in a Speedo

My cousin Ashley, her singing really sucks
Blames it on her drummer and acid reflux

My brotherís wife is really hot
She pulled me in the bathroom; I hope we donít get caught

Itís gonna be a merry merry merry frickiní Christmas
I must be on Santa clauses shitlist
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now Iím sick of all my relatives
Have a merry merry merry frickiní Christmas

We havenít even opened our presents yet but now itís time to start
So Iíll fake a smile Ďcause its going back to Wal-Mart

Itís gonna be a merry merry merry frickiní Christmas
I must be on Santa clauses shitlist
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
Shoot me now Iím sick of all my relatives
Have a merry merry merry frickiní Christmas



 

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