Image 01 Image 02 Image 03 Image 04 Image 05 Image 06 Image 07
  
Sign Up
Forgot Password?
 
Login:
Enter your password:

For ringtones, type song title, artist ot music style. For pictures, type a description:
 
   Most Popular!
 Latest
 Pop - Dance
 Rap - Hip Hop
 R&B - Soul
 Rock
 Heavy Metal
 TV Film
 Country - Folk
 80s - Oldies
 Seasonal
 Anthems Patriotic
 Fun
 Classical - Opera
 Latin
 Sports - Football
 Name Tones
 Celebrity Tones
 Video Games
 Wake Up Tones
 Sound Effects
 Reggae & Ska

Like us on Facebook
Browse by Artist/Band:
0-9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Lyrics » C » Crash Test Dummies » How Does A Duck Know?
 
How Does A Duck Know?
by Crash Test Dummies
 
Print LyricsPRINT LYRICS Send it to a friendSEND IT TO A FRIEND Send it as ringtone to your cellphone SEND CRASH TEST DUMMIES
RINGTONES TO YOUR CELLPHONE

How does a duck know what direction south is?
And how to tell his wife from all the other ducks?
You can cut a chicken's head off
and it will keep on running and twitching

[CHORUS]
When everything seems planned out
when everything seems nicely planned out
well the human race will come and smack your face

How come all my body parts so nicely fit together?
All my organs doing their jobs, no help from me!
A person pulls a spider's leg out
To watch it keep on moving and twitching.

Satan lives here: on grain and earth, rain and air.

How come I just smoke and smoke and smoke
and curse every butt I spit out?
All night long I grind my teeth and I wake up when I cough
You can put me in and iron lung
and I will keep on breathing and twitching.

 

Subscribe to Ringophone newsletter:
Be the first to know about our new cool ringtones, get free stuff and other goodies!

Enter your email:


Funny quote of the day:
The women who go around wearing padded bras, false eyelashes and phony wigs are usually the ones who complain, 'There aren't any real men left'!


Artist names for identification only
Ringophone.com supports the music composers
and pays copyright fees for all ringtone downloads.

About ringtone copyrights


Affiliate Program : Promote ringophone and make money.
 
2001-2014 by Ringophone.com. All Rights Reserved. Terms of use. Privacy Policy.

Sponsored links

Amazing, Free Karaoke Player
Make Flash Menus in seconds
Download Unlimited Ringtones
Realtime wav to MIDI converter
Make Flash Text Effects in Seconds
Get Song Lyrics
Slow Down Audio, Change Pitch and More
Create web Slide Shows of your photos